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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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the-starhorse:
“ What is this? I mean, WHAT is this?
Why are these three having a group hug? Does anyone actually ever, and I mean ever, hug Prowl? Ever? If anyone were ever stupid brave enough to attempt to hug Prowl, would it ever in any universe...

the-starhorse:

What is this? I mean, WHAT is this?

Why are these three having a group hug? Does anyone actually ever, and I mean ever, hug Prowl? Ever? If anyone were ever stupid brave enough to attempt to hug Prowl, would it ever in any universe be Sideswipe? EVER?

Why does Jazz have eyes? Why does Prowl have no mouth? Why is he holding his horribly out-of-proportion gun while watching Sparkplug, Ratchet, and Wheeljack feverishly attempt to save Optimus Prime’s life? Is he figuring, “To hell with it, if it looks like I can pull a Starscream, I’m gonna plug this fracker right in the spark chamber and take command of the Autobot forces 4EVER?” Is this an ALL HAIL PROWL moment? Or is he just planning to cap Sparkplug in the back of the head with an acid pellet, thereby saving us all from the universally hated “human element?”

And why, Primus why, is Optimus Prime’s pelvis not only two-dimensional, but apparently pointing the wrong way?

These questions, and more, make me wonder why I have ever taken the original Transformers series seriously, and yet, I do, and always will. Gee-wun, ladies and gentlemen. XD Gee. Wun.

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arklightspark:
“ anotherconfusedfuck:
“ fueled-by-nightcore:
“ unrepentantwarriorpriest:
“ I can respect that.
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this is the realest reason to use one handed weapons.
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Here’s why all of you who have Skyrim for PC should ABSOLUTELY install the Inigo...

arklightspark:

anotherconfusedfuck:

fueled-by-nightcore:

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

I can respect that.

this is the realest reason to use one handed weapons.

Here’s why all of you who have Skyrim for PC should ABSOLUTELY install the Inigo follower mod, even if it’s your only mod. It’s the cat man saying the line in this screenshot, and he has tons of equally wonderful lines just like this.

This fucker has thousands of lines of dialogue. He is the only character in the game, modded or otherwise, that feels like an actual character and not a cardboard cutout complaining about the cold. And yes, he is fully voiced.

Some things to know about Inigo

  • He’s openly and vocally anti-racism, and he will make sure you know it.
  • He’s a recovered skooma addict that survived a suicide attempt and travels with you to help himself find redemption for his past.
  • He will be concerned for you if you’re carrying skooma in your inventory
  • If you sit with him in an inn and know him well enough, he will let you vent to him about being depressed, and he will do his best to hear you out and help you feel better.
  • He has a friend he carries with him everywhere named Mr. Dragonfly. If Mr. Dragonfly is in his inventory, he will occasionally tell you what he’s thinking.
  • If Mr. Dragonfly is not with him, he will be sad and ask if he can have him back. He’ll be sure to let you know that it’s not personal, but he and Mr. Dragonfly are really good friends.
  • Give him back his dragonfly friend you monster.
  • he WONT TALK TO YOU WHILE YOU’RE SNEAKING

tl;dr go download Inigo and you’ll never use another follower again

Inigo is definitely the best follower mod I’ve ever had in Skyrim

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